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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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