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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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