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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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