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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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