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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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