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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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