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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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