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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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