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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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