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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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