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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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