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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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