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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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