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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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