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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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