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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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