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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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