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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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