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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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