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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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