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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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