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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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