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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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