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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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