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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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