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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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