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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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