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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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