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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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