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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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