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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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