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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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