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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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