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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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