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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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