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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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