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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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