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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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