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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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