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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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