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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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