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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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