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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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