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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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