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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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