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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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