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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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