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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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