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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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