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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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