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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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