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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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