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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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