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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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