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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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