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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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