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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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