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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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