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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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