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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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