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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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