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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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