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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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