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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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