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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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