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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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