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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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