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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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