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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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