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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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