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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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