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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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